Stubble is not a good thing
especially down there
in my you know where.
Because it's ever so pokey
and makes me squirm in my
armless gray swively chair.
I almost rolled away
from my desk three times today.
I thought it would be a good thing
to tend to my spot,
but I am left with this scratchy,
pokey, squirminess,
NOT the close cropped neatness
of my only hair
that can hold a curl.